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"GET A LIFE OLD MAN! I'M 19 YEARS OLD!" - Me referring to a really old guy who whistled at
me at GoodWill.
"Are you Brylee?? I don't like you! I'm gonna beat your ass!" - Me
"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon" - ALL the Kimball guys...bein
themselves
"Hey Ayla" "What?" "Nothin" - Clayton Walsh...he gets me EVERY TIME!
"Don't worry, Trant...You're not a huge ditz, you're just a big ditz!" - Me, TRYIN' to defend Trant...but
I think I made things worse!
"Beer?" "No, got one." "Yes it is." - Clayton, that one too gets me everytime.
"Yes, nice to meet you Ayla, I am Austin Schmidt, Burke, SD." - Taylor Blom
"Uh...Dustin, I think I gotta Puke" - Me...I had to puke, so he carried me outside
"Dustin, I can't Puke." - Me...I couldn't puke
"Gag yourself, you'll feel better." "I need a cigarette." - Me and Dustin's conversation as
I was tryin to puke...I finally did as he went to get our smokes.
"AYLA!! My God that's enough pucker! I'm gonna hide it so we can save it for later!"
- Trant referring to my little pucker frenzie
"Who's in here? Is that you, Austin Schmidts, Burke, SD? Oh I saw his wiener!
Oh I saw it again!!" - Me, yeah I kinda walked in on "Austin Schmidts" and a certain girl.
"Hey guess what? I'm engaged! Do you not understand what that means?? Endless devotion
to one man for the rest of my life!" - Me tryin to get a certain guy to quit hitting on me.
"Hey Reuer, we're lost...where's Walmart?" - Trant
"Reuer, we're lost again...do you know where GoodWill or the Salvation Army is?" - Me, and he LAUGHED
at us and didn't even know where it was!
"So Ayla, did you find GoodWill?" "Yes, AND Salvation Army." "So Where are they?" "I'm
not gonna tell you!" - Me and Reuer's conversation...he laughed at us, so he can find them himself, haha.
"Yeah we can't find Walmart, I think I'll just call Jordan, HEY IT'S JORDAN!!!!!" - Trant talkin
to Sarah Kennedy on the phone as we met Jordan on 41st street.
OMG
Trant, I think we're in Iowa...is this Iowa? Shit, well where the hell if Vermillion, did we miss it? My goodness we're
blonde!" - Me, yeah I'm dumb, we couldn't find the dome
"Innnnteresting......"
- My sweet, adorable fiance Mark...word of the day
"Oh
ya know!" - Trant
"Hey, I
can't have you discussing store merchandise over the phone....HEEEYYYY!!!!!" - A stupid bitch who worked at Studio One...my
God I was talkin to Mark, I was gonna get him some 'toys' what the hell?
"Ooooh?
Yeah ya knooow. Wow Trant, we sound like we're from South Dakooota!" - Me and Trant now have annoying South Dakooota
accents
"Best
Buy Employee" - we'll leave this one annonomous
"I
thought his real name was Al Bundy." - Me, Blonde moment
"Matt,
you ASSHOLE! We're LOST!" - Trant
"Hey
ya got anymore of those pills? Ya know, the ones that knocked me out last night?" - Me...and they were pills for a cold...haha,
I just fell asleep
"Want
a fith thandwith?" - Dustin Bogenhagen, askin if I want a fish sandwich
"Hey Robin, You just made and "ash" of yourself!" - Me
"She's not cute...she's stinkin cute." - Trant
"1...2...3...4... 4 times! Hey I puked 4 times guys!!" - Me after I played a little game called puking rally
"You fuckin noron!" - Bobber
"Maybe you guys should just ash right." - Trant...she was sitting in the backseat and me and Bob were ashing on her
"We're gonna roadtrip to Chicago cause there's starving kids there...they can have our tator-tots." - Me, Trant, and
Robin
"No for rizzle!" - Bobber
"My cigarette has leaprocy!" - Me
"Stop bein drunk!" - Don't remember who said that...obviously we were all drunk
"I was just gonna do a U-Ball right here." - Robin
"Moochable." - Bob
"Ooohhh it pooped on me! It's POOPING!" - Me, I was eating a burrito and it pooped!
"Robin, can I touch your monkey?" - Me
"I don't care who you are...that's fucking funny right there!" - Robin
"Do you ever blow your stack?" - The Gordman's survey Trant was taking.
"Sometimes." - her response
"Nossing to do." - Robin
"My pits hurt!" - Top Secret ;)
"Oh I beered on my crotch! Will you lick it off Ayla?" - Robin
"I've got a love bigger than the Beatles." Trant and Robin
"Love you bye!!" - My beauttiful Cosmo classmate Amanda
"Lets just sit here and drink some beer..........I need a beer..........Got any beer?" - Amanda T
"Twah tw tw twah tw tw twah tw tw twah tw tw twah....WEEELLLLLLLLLLL Twah is the man, he gets a lot of fucking ass....Twah
tw tw twah tw tw twah tw tw twah." - Rio singing Twah's song
"What's your name? Ayla??? Ay? You sound Canadian...I'm gonna call you 'Canada'." - Fish
"Ay ay ay Ay ay ay Ay ay ay Ayyyyyyy....WEEELLLLLL Ay sounds canadian!! She drinks a lot of fucking beer!! Ay
ay ay Ay ay ay Ay ay ay Ayyyy." Rio....again...
"Oh it's Too cute!!" - Kelly
"Jayme are you gonna puke?" "I might." - Me and Jayme before school after one Thirsty Thursday night."
"You're wearing a sheet....it's 40 below...you're fucking nuts" - Jon telling me I was nuts at a toga party.
"You're wearing a grass skirt.....You're fucking nuts." - Jon....this week it was a Hawaiian party.
"Cosmo girls are stuck up sluts." "We are not!!" - anyone we tell that we're a cosmo girl.
"So you go to school here?" "Uh huh" "What for?" "Cosmetology" "Ohhh a HOT CHICK!!" - 2 boys
I don't know in the bathroom as I was puking at the Hawaiian party...
(More to come soon!!)
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